Is Bjorn Lomborg the new Christ?

BL CrucifixionAt the recent (Jan 2nd 2016) inaugural Perihelion meeting of Ancient Order of Camel Train Navigators (M.A.O.C.T.N.) we remembered the good old nights (and sometimes days) when the lives of navigators were protected and respected by all.

But then…

Even Hollywood movies about mutiny get it:  the captain is dispensable and can be hung, drawn and  quartered. But never the navigator! Why…? think about it…!

When the camel navigators truthfully proclaimed “our path is written in the stars,” the fools that were listening thought this must be magic and created superstitious nonsense. Then the greedy preyed upon the superstitious and created ‘Astrology’, with its predictions of dire doom. As the modern media knows, ‘if it bleeds, it leads!’

Have you noticed that the current prophets of doom tend to travel First Class and don’t use Skype to conference? We suppose if each of them maximizes their carbon contribution, then they would easily hope to bring about the doom they predict. It’s almost like they don’t really believe what they say themselves… ‘what the hell, let’s enjoy the ride while we can. Who cares when we ain’t paying and the bloody rubes are!’

The only true believer with rational responses seems to be Bjorn Lomborg. Of course, just like the Pharisees, who wanted Christ crucified for interfering with their currency trading scam (conveniently placed within the temple walls), our current profits of doom want Lomberg crucified, and they have plenty of dumb things to help them.

Many so-called intelligent people follow their varied interests and follow the best paid path of mice and men, and go into Medicine, Dentistry, Law and Commerce. The leftovers, those troglodytes, just get a Science, or Heaven Forbid, an Arts degree!

Thus the Pharisees have many dumb things trying to crucify Lomborg, who is a true believer but preaches rational preparations rather than blind panic.

Now the lesser rent (er, grant money) seekers in the science industries seem to have a consensus. Firstly, there is little or no profit to be made from traits associated with someone’s date of birth. Secondly, you can easily and very cheaply damage competitors for research grants if you can slur them, e.g. call them nutters, who talk about, support or investigate astrology.

So any research into birth date associated traits must come in from outside of the science grant seeking industry. While many might secretly and anonymously be fascinated, the ones who can provide initial data are probably those who are in such occupations as Human Resources, i.e. the now bored ones who did Commerce degrees!

So with that in mind, we ask now those in this noble profession to assist us: if you have access to such data – not personally identifiable, of course – we would be very happy to hear from you. Please visit the following page for instructions on how to participate: Occupations and Month of Birth Survey

Until Next Time…

 

 

Sun Followers Can Get Lost! (Part 1 of 3)

The Meaning of Christmas…

Many ask: ‘What is the true meaning of Christmas?’ As inaugural members of the Ancient Order of Camel Train Navigators (M.A.O.C.T.N.), we say that all followers of the sun, especially Teddy Bear Grylls, can get lost!

When the Roman Emperor Constantine converted to Christianity and made it the imperial religion, the feasts of the winter solstice, Saturnalia and Natalis Invicti December 17th to 25th), were syncretised into the Christmas holiday we observe today.

Solus Invictus
Solus Invictus “Disc Sol BM GR1899.12-1.2” by Unknown – Jastrow (2007). Licensed under CC BY 2.5 via Wikimedia Commons

Saturnalia was a festival in honour of the deity Saturn, who was considered the god of plentitude. Natalis Invicti was the ‘Birthday of the Unconquered Sun’, and was principally championed by the Roman Emperor Aurelian , but Constantine then tried to equate Christ with the Sun.

Christ as Sol
Christ as Sol – uploaded to Wikimedia Commons by User:Leinad-Z and Licensed under Public Domain

There was also an episode of Star Trek (‘Bread and Circuses’) that proposed the very idea that Roman Sun Worshippers were actually followers of the Son Of God (pun intended!).

But now most scholars agree that Christ was not born in December but sometime in March, which begs the observation: if Christmas is really a sun festival and Jesus was born in March, then surely sun followers (Christians), being confused between December and March, are bound to get lost!

How would this happen? Check out Part 2 of this series: The Bear Grylls Kimberley Experience